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You guys...
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
I can't believe this.
It's... unbelievable.
Yet somehow true.
Thread:
I've always loved sport. Ever since I can remember, I've played it, watched it - it's always been a main part of my life.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
My family though just has no interest. Zero. My Nanna liked the Tennis (God rest her soul) but I never had anyone to watch it with at home, couldn't talk about it. *violins play*
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
Present Day -
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
Football is my #1. It's beautiful, simple yet complicated, and played all over the globe.
All. Over. The. Globe.
3.572 billion people watched the 2018 World Cup, where France defeated Croatia in a thrilling Final.
My family? Still no interest.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
My sister and her beautiful family do their thing, my brother is some type of genius, and my parents are in England for a bit where my Dad is working on a big project.
I keep trying to get my parents to watch a game while they're over there, but it just won't ever happen.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
They learnt the first few lines from It's Coming Home, so I guess that's something.
Then, this morning, I wake up to a few messages.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
They're from Mum and Dad.
They were on a train, and a group of people were behind them, playing Uno.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
Mum and Dad turned around a few times, as apparently they were making a little bit of noise.
Yes my parents get disturbed by an exciting card game, now you can see I don't think they'd cope with Wembley.
These lads knew they were making a bit of noise, so they come up to Mum and Dad, and apologise, and ask if they'd like a photo.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
Dad is like, oh, that's nice, and gives one of the gentleman his phone for this stranger to take a photo of Mum and Dad on this train from Manchester.
The stranger looks weirdly at my Dad, at says (with a French accent) "No, no no, I am asking if you would like a photo with me, sir?"
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
My Dad looks at my Mum like who on earth does this guy think he is?
But also my Dad is mega-polite, and obliges to be in the photo.
Having read through all of these messages, my Dad sends through the photo, and asks "Nathan, you wouldn't happen to know who this is?".
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
IT'S PAUL BLOODY POGBA pic.twitter.com/UhFm0qZBiN
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
(and Nemanja Matic)
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
MY PARENTS ARE ON A TRAIN WITH THE ENTIRE MANCHESTER UNITED SQUAD AND THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DON'T
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
MY DAD ASKED PAUL POGBA TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HIM AND MY MUM
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
THE NOISY UNO HOOLIGANS AREN'T LOUD UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ON THEIR WAY TO WATCH A FILM IT'S THE MOST FAMOUS FOOTBALL TEAM ON THE PLANET YOU STUPID STUPID GORGEOUSLY IGNORANT ADORABLE STUPID PEOPLE THAT I DESCENDED DIRECTLY FROM
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
Screenshots if proof is required, but also surely all you need are my tears.
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
— Nate Patrick (@N8NathanPatrick) January 20, 2019
