If footballers went to prison for tax offences (like other normal mortals) and were sent to the same slammer, this would make a helluva line-up for the prison team: Buffon, Mascherano, Marcelo, Pique, Ramos, Modric, Alonso, Neymar, Messi, Ronaldo,Di Maria. Coach Jose Mourinho
— Phil Ball (@PhilBallTweets) March 21, 2018